Beer commercials are just funny. They are! They usually imply that there are dumb beer-drinkers and smart beer-drinkers, but really, doesn't drinking beer really kind of level that playing field?
Beer commercials that imply that anyone drinking beer is concerned about his caloric intake are just lame. You don't drink beer as part of a heart-healthy diet, for cryin' out loud; you drink it so you can be social, witty, and oh-so-clever. Just because you usually end up behaving like a jackass doesn't mean that's where you intended to go when you began your journey. I'm just sayin'.